For Valentine's Day, I asked Mary Jane to marry me. She said yes.
cloud nine is only a figuree o f speec
so this one time me and some friends were going threw the drive threw at Zaxbys and their was 4 of us and we spent $40 and it took me 20 minutes to order 4 chicken plates and an A load of fries :)
i was driving down the main roads in saskatoon and threw up out the window going 50 K. HAHA IF YOU SMOKE WEED OUT OF A FISH FILTER YOU WILL BE SO DAMN HIGH
I miss the old days where when i was sooo high i felt like i was a robot penguin, wobblin and smiling. I didnt even make it to the fridge i was so entertained and i had only taken maybe 3 hits of a bowl.
one night my friend and i decided to smoke on my porch while my parents were gone. we continued to smoke and i started to believe that my parents were home and waiting for us to come inside (about to yell at us) we finally went inside to find nobody there..we then packed another bowl
I hate all these fake ass losers. they sit here and tell the "typical" stoner story. i smoked a bowl and saw a cop i was so scared. ur full of shit and it makes us real stoners look bad bc all of you idiot tell the stupidest fake stories about shit that you prolly wouldn't ever even think of doing
I was so high that I thought a black scarf at the end of my bed was a cat and had a mini-heart attack thinking, 'Where the fuck did that cat come from?'
All you fucking fagots. That try to be cool by lying, about stupid ass shit you did high. GTFO this is for real stoner with real stories. Not dumb ass posers, who want to make us look bad.
My best friend and I had to make a cake for our other friend's birthday. Got high while it was baking and after it was done, we couldn't get in out of the pan to decorate so we decided to just eat.