i don't do drugs i just smoke weed
I got so high that i started to hear the mario theme song every time I got up and walked around.
one time me and my best friend were on a roof smoking. after about 3 party bowls i crawled back inside. i heard a loud noise so i thought my friend fell off the roof, but later he came in and saw me geeking out. he asked me why i was geeking and i told him i thought he was dead.
So, this one time. I was with my best friend, and we were smoking some Maui Wowie. We were on our fourth blunt. So we're sitting in my room and BOOM. Two guys ran by my window. So I thought "Let's go chase them!" And we climbed out my window and fell. Our adventure ended there.
roll roll roll the joint, pick out the seeds and stems
So my boi jack got this bitch pregnant a few weeks ago and he comes up to me and is like yo man we gotta kick the shit outa this hoe. I was like man Jack! I like yo muthafuckin style! So we get the ballas together and we go and kill the bitch!! MAn that jacks a horny muthafucka!!!
One me and my friends decided to hotbox a porta potty. Trust me, tryna pack a bowl while your laughing because all your friends are in a porta potta together is not the easiest shit.
Friday night. Just chillin in my homie's garage with a blunt sparked and a bong rotating. Chilling to some Cudi and Wiz. Eating Jack In the Box Tacos with some Sunkist. Nothin better man, nothin better.