After I smoked who knows how much weed i dropped my friend off and was driving through his neighborhood... the BAM! i clipped a mailbox with my mirror and my window was down so the glass flew in the window and hit me I ducked and slammed on the breaks cause i thought I got shot at.
i was chillen with my bf and we had just gotted done with like 3 bowls of purp then i thought i heard my moms car in the driveway and fucken ran as fast as i could to my room i ended up slaming half my body into the wall and falling on the floor only to find out it was the neighbours car fml ~_~
I was with some friends and we had a really good high off some afghan kush. Just one of those highs where you shouldnt be bored and we were. We needed something to do, so we all decided to take our shirts off in the freezing rain and run a mile. True Story.
I thought I accidentally locked my keys in the refrigerator, and I couldn't get them out without unlocking it...
so baked.......went to McDonalds drivethru and ordered into the garbage can.
dude i got into a hockey bag and my boys blew bong rips into it real hotbox shit
i realized lions were assholes cause they killed zebras and zebras a badass
I've learned to think about what i say before i say it cuz i say weird shit when I'm high. - NSV TC
i smoke 2 ounces of og kush and thew up on my gril friend
my friends and i were blazed out of our minds and went on a quest to find the elusive and periodically sneezing basement dragon, only to find out three hours later that it was a glade plugin set to every nine minuites.
story by RANDY P