I had a dream I was high, then realized it wasn't a dream cause I never fell asleep.
I just realized high-fiving yourself is the same thing as clapping.
asked my mom "how high are you" rather than "hi how are you".
umm who ever said pretty girls cant smoke weed? thats bullshit =)
I was hot boxin a cadillac with some friends of mine talking about Antartica for some reason. About a half hour later, It was 9:20 which means it had to be 4:20 somewhere. We had our friend check to see where it was 4:20 on his iPhone. It was 4:20 in antartica.
I got high for the first time on halloween night, i had 4 joints and i smoked outta a bong and a bowl, i also had 3 blueberries for the first time ever, afterwards i woke up, naked, next to my boyfriend, and no condoms were in sight, i asked what happened, he replied "we made a baby"
i smoked out my 3rd grade teacher today
i was a miserable wreck i have a constant migraine and joint pain and i was thinking bout suicide then one of my friends comes with some og kush and it saved my life so all you fuckers that say weed is bad for you GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!
Woke my mum up at 4 in the morning because i lost my phone. She switched on the light and it was in my hand.
I can sense ghosts, when im blazing of course. I always hear them creepin around, and see them lurking in the shadows.
Anyone else a Paranormal Stoner?! :)