tokin on a blunt walkin down the street with my bud when he dropped the brown wrapped beauty right down a "drains to ocean" manhole got pissed and chucked his favorite weed leaf lighter into the street where he then was struck by a car and lost his shoes and pants ahaha dumbass he was alright though
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okay so im sittin here in leap with jike mones and the dumbass has a ponytail well n e way his real identity is mike jones and we r not high at all i sure do wish we were tho that would b great this story is for mike jones cause he is fucking stupid like halo
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I was so high at night school that instead of doing my work I sat on YouTube quietly laughing my ass off eating something that came from God knows where. It was 420, most of us were high, and the instructors gave zero shits.
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so my cat got stuck in a tree, and i had to call the fire deraptment to get him down.. haha silly little kitty
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me nd ma du jak wuz slerpin on dis hoe, wen dat slut sqwerted in muh i bal. ma du jak stood up nd smak dat hoe wit his pimp hnd, she aint eva comin bak to smok dat hella kush wit us. fuk dat hoe mane
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so the other day i had a fire kush blunt nice and fat just minding my own walking around town blazing down like usual. i walked past like 20 different ppl and most of them were all like what is that smell....haha keep blazing down my fellow stoners
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I'm thinking bout quittin smokin... cigs, so I cud stick straight 2 weed
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the other day i wenta skool baked as fukk n every1 in my 2nd period class went on a fieldtrip but me so i walked in 2 class n no1 was there no sub or nuthin so i went to tha vendin machine dwnstairs bot sum chips went bak 2 class n slept tha whole fuckin class
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i was so stoned my friends street went in a big circle so me and a friend were suppose to get beer i was doing circles around her house everytime she screamed what are u doing and each time was funnier and funnier everytime she screamed
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my teacher asked why i was crying and i told her cuz its friday, it was tuesday
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