tokin on a blunt walkin down the street with my bud when he dropped the brown wrapped beauty right down a "drains to ocean" manhole got pissed and chucked his favorite weed leaf lighter into the street where he then was struck by a car and lost his shoes and pants ahaha dumbass he was alright though

okay so im sittin here in leap with jike mones and the dumbass has a ponytail well n e way his real identity is mike jones and we r not high at all i sure do wish we were tho that would b great this story is for mike jones cause he is fucking stupid like halo

I was so high at night school that instead of doing my work I sat on YouTube quietly laughing my ass off eating something that came from God knows where. It was 420, most of us were high, and the instructors gave zero shits.

so my cat got stuck in a tree, and i had to call the fire deraptment to get him down.. haha silly little kitty

me nd ma du jak wuz slerpin on dis hoe, wen dat slut sqwerted in muh i bal. ma du jak stood up nd smak dat hoe wit his pimp hnd, she aint eva comin bak to smok dat hella kush wit us. fuk dat hoe mane

so the other day i had a fire kush blunt nice and fat just minding my own walking around town blazing down like usual. i walked past like 20 different ppl and most of them were all like what is that smell....haha keep blazing down my fellow stoners

I'm thinking bout quittin smokin... cigs, so I cud stick straight 2 weed

the other day i wenta skool baked as fukk n every1 in my 2nd period class went on a fieldtrip but me so i walked in 2 class n no1 was there no sub or nuthin so i went to tha vendin machine dwnstairs bot sum chips went bak 2 class n slept tha whole fuckin class

i was so stoned my friends street went in a big circle so me and a friend were suppose to get beer i was doing circles around her house everytime she screamed what are u doing and each time was funnier and funnier everytime she screamed

my teacher asked why i was crying and i told her cuz its friday, it was tuesday

